This is all a simulation. Nothing is real.

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sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

THE SASS

i love him so very much.

Obama was the star last night…as usual.

He threw so much shade last night. And I loved it.

(via hazzaswiftie)